Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
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in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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