We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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