I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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