O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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