its not stalking. its research.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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