plz talk dirty to me
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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