Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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