new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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