a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize