i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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