I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Randomize