Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
