You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
