so explain again why im purple
no
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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