do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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