so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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