so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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