so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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