does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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