I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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