Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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