I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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