Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
that is very illegal...i love you.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
