That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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