i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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