2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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