marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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