Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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