I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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