That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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