I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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