ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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