I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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