I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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