I don't think brook has ever known best
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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