Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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