He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
