Pappa wants mamma naked
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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