Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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