I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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