Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Pappa wants mamma naked
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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