Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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