i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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