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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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