If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
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