my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
this must be what syphilis tastes like
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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