That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
