Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
thus making me awesome and them whores
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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