Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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