toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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