I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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