So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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