I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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