so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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