why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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