i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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