Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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