all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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